A Governing Body generic private prayer to the Big Guy Jehovah:
I approach you Jehovah in Jesus name, my brother, and your son. Jehovah I hope you like my talks I mention you all the time in not like christendom's talks where you barely get a mention by your personal name and are just called God, that I'm sure annoys you.
Please give me wisdom to fight this new tight pants craze that disgusts you so much and get the brothers and sisters to dress more modestly. I know how much this means to you so fill my tiny humble brain some good words to say to stop this trend going on in your organization Amen.
(Jehovah in his under breath says, "shut the hell up you moron your making me look bad you dope").